You watch yoz-self all the time in the house
You always agree and disagree (in equal measure) or sit on the fence in between
You never really frankly honestly come down on either side of the fence, unless JH does.
You quiver here and therein to acutely sense the moodz (Monday's worst, Friday, not better, not tolerable, but it is JH's citadel is not not?
Then, when the momenz's what you judge as 'right', then THAT'S the time to show SOLIDARNOSC mate. Alla morte, alla morte.
JH says jump, you do it bloody blindfold and immediato in awe of an opinion profered, nay layed down flat and bloody square as the veritable non discussable ultimate and ever to be accepted as God' own word and ever Amen , hallejuyah mate!
You then leap from the floor and swear allegiance this night and eternally, IN BLOOD if needs be
Afterwards, as you visit old Dad in the first time for years, and the offspring who says has devoted herself and it's killing her and her relationships and she needs you to help and you have to come back from milder climes quick quick... you feel thirst as you walk into the kitchen and you need a drink from Dad's kitchen tap, the source of your needs when you grew in this house many years ago..
'No! I Don't touch that, you mustn't ,don't touch anything here'
What? It's DIRTY FILTHY Dad's tap is it?
Disinfect it, the whole bloody house then!
There is none mon ami. No disinfectant. There hasn't been, won't be, zilche my friend.
ends.....
NEXT .....Look out for these coming.............
1. Bring a pair of socks for Dad
2. How to covet your Uncle
3. More on violence to children and rescuing one of the meek and vulnerable snappers (head bashed agin ther wall when he woz young see) from Uni!
Yes, YOU can buy the book, out now, 'How to bring up kids the right way me ducks, wot I sez goes and is infallibly right'... it's published by The Ubiquitous Donkey Press and printed in Peterborough (where else) costs ya (on the line) 3/6.
www.the ubiquitousdonkey.com
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